Sunday, April 25, 2010

Fred Meyer vs. Piggly Wiggly

Do you have Piggly Wiggly stores up there in the North?


They're probably extremely different actually. Piggly Wiggly is more a grocery store than anything and if I remember right, Fred Meyer has a little of everything ...like a Super Target? Please correct me if I'm wrong, I've only been in a town with a Fred Meyer in it once and we didn't go there. I only heard about it.

Shopping. I must confess that I enjoy it at times. I prefer to go knowing what I'm looking for so that I can get in and get out. There is the rare occasion that I go simply to window shop, but I really have to be in a mood. Shopping for someone else can be fun. Shopping for me can get quickly depressing and make me want to jump out of a size 16 window, but whadoya do?

So how does my southern shopping differ from shopping in the north? Probably doesn't. I dunno, I haven't really shopped in the north. Hmmmm, I should try that some time.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Question: What is a southern lady's most developed muscle?

The flexor digitorum superficialis -- the muscle used to flex the forefinger upon the nozzle of the hair spray.